Table Manners
The holidays are on the horizon and with them comes the opportunity to host loved ones from near and far. Any good host knows to turn to Tiffany’s Table Manners for Teenagers for proper etiquette and this year, there is an entirely new set of rules. If there was ever a time to behave, this is not it.
RULE #47
A dress code is merely a suggestion. Remember that.
RULE #92
If someone says your behavior is “circus-like,” simply respond, “Challenge accepted” and send in the clowns.
RULE #58
Don’t tell your grandmother but in our opinion, the straighter the spine, the more boring the time.
RULE #82
For a successful soirée, behavior and food should be lavish.
RULE #75
When unsure which fork to use, throw caution to the wind and take your food airborne. After all, a dinner party should be festive.
RULE #23
Your phone should always eat first and selfies should be snapped on all occasions. Don’t waste your best-looking years acting stuck up.
RULE #26
Never skip dessert.
RULE #60
Strike while the iron is hot. That dinner isn’t going to eat itself.
